Tuesday, January 27, 2015

Save Coral Bay!

Save Coral Bay!
(Photo courtesy of Daniel Joel Pinto)

Sometimes, people with money and power go too far, and the community fights back. This is one of those times.

So here's my letter to the Army Corps of Engineers. You can find out more at Save Coral Bay on facebook.

Dear Mr. [redacted]:

I hope this note finds you doing well. I’m writing to express my opposition to the proposed marina in Coral Bay Harbor, St. John, USVI – a project of “The Summers End Group, LLC.”

My wife and I visited Coral Bay for the first time in December, 2006. Coral Bay’s beauty and tranquility immediately captivated us. We have returned every year since then.

However, if the Summers End marina is approved, my wife and I have no plans to return. Since we love St. John dearly, we will continue to visit – and bring friends – but we will avoid Coral Bay. It makes us sad, but not as sad as a giant concrete monstrosity that is being forced upon the community. In fact, this entire fiasco makes us wonder if we should find another island that isn’t planning to pave paradise.

Here are the reasons I oppose the Summers End marina:

The economics don’t make sense
I have an undergraduate degree in economics and a master’s degree in business administration (MBA), yet I fail to see how the proposed marina would actually help Coral Bay’s economy. First, as is easy to see in social media, the people who live in and are regular visitors to Coral Bay do not want a “mega marina.” Any jobs created for the long-term would be mainly service-oriented, seasonal jobs.

But that’s putting the cart before the buggy, because I truly believe that during the years it will take to noisily pound 1,333 pilings into the harbor will destroy the environment and pleasantness of Coral Bay. Simply put, my wife and I will no longer visit Coral Bay if the marina project goes forward. During our nine visits to the area, we have brought 11 people with us. For the most part, we ate meals in Coral Bay and shopped at the groceries there.

How many other people like my wife and I will not return to Coral Bay if the marina is approved? That’s a very important question.

I think the mass exodus of tourists will have a horrible effect on Coral Bay’s economy. And what of those mega-yachts? How many large marinas are already within 10 miles of the proposed project? I don’t know the exact answer, but there are many. In fact, some have many empty slips. I just don’t see any pent-up demand for a massive marina in Coral Bay.

That said, a smaller project that truly shares information with the community and partners with it to create something everyone can enjoy – not just extremely rich people – would probably serve as a better project that both residents and regular visitors could enjoy.

The environment will suffer
In the water, the construction will destroy the sea beds. This will have a negative impact on the dolphins, turtles, sharks and rare corals that live in and around Coral Bay.

The pristine waters of Hurricane Hole, within the Virgin Islands National Park, are just one bay away from Coral Bay. The potential impacts to this unique and priceless resource should not be ignored for the sake of development.

The community will suffer
On land, the amount of construction equipment needed for a project of this scope will push the small community of Coral Bay to the edge. Based on the proposed pictures I’ve seen, the accompanying noise and debris for a marina this large will make Coral Bay pretty much uninhabitable for years.

Thank you for your time and consideration. I hope that this letter, and others like it, help you make the decision to stop this project.

Sincerely,
Scoop Skupien

Tuesday, January 20, 2015

Guys, we need to talk about hell

Some like it uncool

Now that I'm sharing this photo, I'm mad that I didn't stop to take a few pictures last summer. You see, while riding my bike, I encountered quite a few "Angry Jesus" church signs. Fire and brimstone stuff.

There was one in particular that made me think, "Wow, Jesus Christ (amen) is f*cking pissed off! I better get out of here!"

Then again, the way the guy went out, you can't blame him for being a little angry. Am I right?

Saturday, January 17, 2015

AVLersary!

Any day on your bike 
is a good day

Exactly one year ago today, my wonderful wife and I arrived in Asheville, NC. We moved here for many reasons, but the big one for me was the fact that I could no longer handle Chicago winters.

Even back in grade school, I remember looking at maps and wondering why I lived in a place that made me extremely uncomfortable for more than half the year. Where “the air hurts my face,” as a recent meme on facebook explains perfectly.

To put it mildly: I hate cold weather. It sucks. F*ck cold weather.

So I was thrilled when the predictions were correct and it was 53 degrees today. Blue skies, sunshine, world-class mountain biking a few miles away – a perfect day to hit Bent Creek!



First hour?
Five measly miles

Over three long hours, I only covered 23.6 miles. But as you can see above, I was climbing for almost the entire first hour.

Oy.

Up, down, up, down,
fast, slow...

I took the North Boundary fire road almost all the way to the top of the ridge. Then it was time to have some fun. So I shot down Green's Lick trail. 

Holy mother of god, what a good time. It was a little muddy, but at this time of year, I'm used to frozen tundra, so I was laughing as the mud hit me in the face. 

Ha ha ha! F*ck you mud!

I love the fact that I can ride year-round here. That said, I don't like getting all sweaty while riding up a mountain and then flying down it while drenched in sweat. Then there are all the leaves that cover all those obstructions. Oh yeah, and the ice at higher elevations.

Can you believe that? Note to self: You carry five different hats with you when you ride in the winter, shut up you whiny little b*tch. And you're best friends with the greatest shoulder surgeon in the world, so don't worry about it.

Therefore, it bears repeating: Get on your bikes and ride!



Thursday, January 8, 2015

Dogs are totally awesome

Hey! C'mon! Let's go!

Recently, Cricket and Lula's cousin stayed with us for about 10 days. Her name is Lucy. She's a puppy, so she likes to run around.

Luckily, Cricket likes to run around too. And chase other dogs. A lot.

One day, they chased each other for about 45 minutes. Then they came inside. For about a minute. Then they went back outside and chased each other for 30 more minutes. It was incredible.

Holy schnikees, do I love dogs.

In fact, I'll go out on a limb and say the only person in the world who loves dogs more than me is a shy fella who goes by the name Kirby Delauter.

Sunday, January 4, 2015

Muddy day at the creek

Time for a bath

My tires were caked in mud. But riding home gave them the opportunity to clean themselves by shooting that mud in my face and up my backside.

A good time was had by all.