"Famous" Asheville road signs

The folks on this street?

Total knob gobblers

As usual, after working diligently all day long, I needed to get out for a ride around town.

And, as usual, I saw a bunch of hilarious stuff. Today it was mostly road signs.

So I thought to myself, "Hey Scoop, why don't you share these funny road signs with the world? ...Or at least the eight people who visit your blog."

So I did.

What's it like this way? 

Eh

If you take Gobblers Knob until it turns into a dirt road, which is immediately, you want to keep your eye out for old man Johnston's bath tub. He's usually in it, so yell hello if you see him.

Most likely, he'll be fully clothed - and fully loaded. Same same for his gun. So be polite.

And never stop pedaling.

I'm not making this shit up

"After you take a left on Soso Way, take a right on Four Wheel Drive."

"Oh. I drive a Nissan Sentra. Do you think I'll make it?"

"Make what?"

"Make it down your street."

"Four Wheel Drive?"

And so on...