Thursday, July 16, 2015

Official beesness

How's it goin' in there?

If you have an underground Yellow Jacket beehive in your backyard, there are basically three things you can do:
  1. Hire a professional
  2. Perpetuate the wholesale destruction of our sacred planet by utilizing poisonous chemicals that I'm sure the EPA has robustly tested to make sure they're safe while angry bees latch onto your skin and sink their stingers deep inside your soul
  3. Put a bowl over it and call it a day
Which method do you think works best?

Don't get me wrong. I love pollinating bees as much as anyone else.

But these weren't peacenik hippy bees that sat around thinking about how they can best help nature. It was a pack of vicious thugs who were granted the gift of flight and decided to use it for nefarious purposes.

Therefore, glass dome. Game over. 

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