Beer of the month or: BOMAKE

Leaked photo of possible BOMAKE HQ

Today, I made a huge decision. Today, I formed a secret society.

The Benevolent Order of the Madeline Avenue Knight Elx.

It's something I've been thinking about for the past 150 years. What better time to finally make that decision than while drinking the March Foothills IPA of the month?

So far, BOMAKE only has one member. But the organization is the darling of the internet. And it has a shitload of room for growth in the northwest corner of my basement here in West Asheville.

Check out the BOMAKE membership perks:

• A mountain bike without rear brakes
• An awesome mountain bike*
• A monthly beer of the month, enjoyed on a monthly basis

Send us a message via the darkweb if you're interested in joining BOMAKE.

* Only for use by the Head Elk.